BBQs and Penises

 

Soon it will be summer again. That glorious season where we wear shorts, swimwear, summer dresses, and we begin the summertime hunt for ways to keep ourselves cool. Seasonal barbecuing is a delightful way to stay out of that hot kitchen but have a meal that is flavorful and amazing. Personally, I can't wait! 

Terry and I are looking forward to moving into our new place before summer rolls around. This not only means we can spread out a bit more, but we will probably find ourselves outdoors much more often. Summer will mean some barbecues for us, most definitely. The new place has a covered patio area to host the heat from a barbecue, so safety is taken care of. The purchase of the prized cook-your-meat product is a moral imperative. 

Speaking of "cook your meat" items (excuse the pun), the summer barbecue experience not only includes our purchase of a barbecue, but a friend has given me an idea on the coveted holders for barbecuing hot dogs. I am both shocked and in love. 

Scrolling down my Facebook page, I ran across his post. I laughed and felt a deep connection in my soul to put these items on the blog. I knew I had to share. So, without further ado, these are the holders he had posted. They are available at Walmart and if nothing else, are a great way to get your guests laughing. 

Behold the best wienie holder in the world!

Okay, pull yourself together. Don't believe they are real and available through Walmart? Check out the link to the risqué wienie skewers! This nastiness was brought to you by Vicki. Terry was not harmed in the making of this blog post, nor was he aware of what filth his future wife was posting. A perfectly good example of what occurs when I am left alone, unsupervised. Sorry, babe. 

And I do extend apologies to the men who may run across the title of this post. Fire and penis introduction is not the most comforting connections when we get down to it. Sorry boys, in advance.